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Post subject: Humorous Sexual Things That Have Happened
 Posted: Apr 24, 2008 - 03:18 PM
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Ok.......I know that everyone has at some time done something either funny, stupid, moronic, or just down right idiotic that would have a sexual overtone to it. This thread is for just those types of scenarios so I'll start off with something that happened several years ago.
My husband and I went to a play about 75 miles away in a theater that was rather large and was a packed house with every seat sold out weeks in advance. At the intermission, everyone was heading for the restrooms and there was mass confusion in the isles so my husband decided to wait until I got back to go, sort of to easily save the location of our seats. I came back and he left. Before he and many others came back the house lights dimmed again for the second half to begin.
Probably five minutes into the second half he came back and he said after it's over he'd tell me why he was late. When it was over, and as we were filing out of the theater as we exited a couple came up to us and the woman told my husband she was extremely sorry for her mistake in touching and my husband told her he was extremely sorry for sitting down beside her four rows short of where his seat really was. He said and her husband agreed that when it got dark it was really hard to see and tell where their seat was especially going from really light area to a dark place.
It was then I ask him, she appologized for the touching and he said, as soon as he sat down beside her, she grabbed hold of his right arm like I usually do, and put her hand on his penis like I usually do so he didn't think anything about it for about 15 seconds and then she said 'you're not my husband' and he got up and moved up 4 rows by me. The whole process took about 30-40 seconds for her to get a feel to find out she had hold of the wrong penis. I'm thinking she might not have told her husband totally about the mistake or why or how she found out about the mistaken identity.
Initially, I was mad at him that it happened, but I remembered that when he initially got back, he said he'd tell me when it was over why he was late getting back. He said he would have told me exactly what had happened and I believe him. I just know there is a good chance that she got the surprise of her life when she was expecting one thing and got another......sizewise.
We saw them at a restaurant a short time later and she just smiled...not sure if she was smiling at me....you go girl or at him...admiringly. |
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